Where Were You?

I woke up this morning and slid out of bed, my feet hitting the cold parquet flooring. I decided  to give the blood a chance to reach my feet before standing up.
Thoughts of the days events began racing through my mind. I stood up and ambled over to the washbasin to wash my face and clear my head. I looked up into the mirror and smiled silently to myself. What a fast paced day I was in for.
I washed up and then sat down to a strong cup of coffee, briefly going over some paperwork. As soon as I had my plan for the day, the rush set in.
I jumped in a shower and quickly got dressed. Then I headed for the door still smiling. As I reached my car a thought struck home. You know when you get that feeling that you have forgotten something? I hesitated for a moment, then brushed the idea aside and climbed into my car.
I was just about to turn the key when a sharp knock on my window got my attention. Here in the broad daylight was the most stunning babe in her nightgown and boy did she look pissed.
I rolled down my window and started to explain that I knew I had forgotten something, when I felt a sharp crack against my cheek.
"Where the F..k were you last night?"

Getting Married?

If you are thinking of getting married,I suggest that you find some "Biatch" alien you don't like and go ahead and buy her a house,give her your car,sign over most of your income etc. Soon enough you will be in that same boat anyway.
Marriage is the first step to divorce,but if you are NOT married you never have to use the word.Living together has major advantages: You can do whatever you want. You are not married.You never have a major fallout because you never get divorced.
That term "DIVORCE" has such an impact that there is no turning back the clock wishing you had never opened your mouth. Strike it from your vocabulary unless you are absolutely sure that there is no possible way that you intend staying with your spouse.
Once you have used the word or have heard it for the first time,consult your attorney immediately.The "Biatch"has kicked in.No matter what she says,does or pretends. Believe me!!! You can go forward for years from that moment but it will always be in the back of her head.She will love you to death to get your assets up.Buying her jewelry to apologize works,I wonder why?
Whatever you spend on her,make sure you spend on yourself!!!

She delights in what she dislikes.pp

I hate fucking this and I hate fucking that. Its like she has a list of things that she has to go through before she finally gets to the point.
Now far be it for me to decide which complaint to react to. I just go with the flow and soon enough she will come clean.

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What equality? God made MAN in His image.

He took a rib from man and created woman, so woman are but spare ribs.

In the old days, Man used to hunt and fish to provide for the mother of his children and possibly family.

An email I received"
IT'S TOUGH TO ARGUE WITH THIS ONE …
Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S. government official,
'You have observed the white man for 90 years.
You've seen his wars and his technological advances.
You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied,
'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water..
Women did all the work, Medicine man free.
Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'
Then the chief leaned back and smiled,
'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.

So it is not only me that thinks this way!