Xmas is 4 da Ladies

I have found that at the end of the year, it is a celebration that not only have they taken you to the cleaners for one whole year, but now they are going to rub your nose in it good and proper.

All the presents they buy and all the food they have to cook, is a message to all.

Imagine being on your own on Christmas. All you have to do is think clearly about where it is you would want to be, and Bob's Ur Uncle. You could be there if your desire was great enough. Obviously, you have to want it to achieve it.

You have to man up in a situation like Christmas. Let them do their thing and pretend you are enjoying it. Bearing in mind that you are aware of what is going on, and are going to watch your back in the new year.

A relationship is like a game of chess. You have to stay a few moves ahead, and you have to be able to read the opposition moves ahead of time, so, stay alert. A woman wants a man who can see ahead, plans for uncertain events and is security conscious.

At the end of the day a woman wants a man who allows her to perform her motherly duties without interruption. You may complain afterward, but not during the process.

This is a time to step back and allow things to happen regardless. You may take the reigns back as soon as this is all over.

Not before. Play your part , it is for the little people.

Smart Woman

Woman are a lot smarter than you think they are, but not nearly as smart as they think they are.

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Barefoot and Pregnant in the Kitchen

"For men? Since when do they feel like this?"
"You'd be surprised.
They may not show it.
But there are plenty of them that are being pushed around.
Manipulated.
Shame man."
A conversation I had with a woman who is feeling the same way you guys feel deep inside and don't have the kahunas to stop the abuse. Rather you let things ride saying to yourself "But I love her"

This is a two way street and they know they have got to you but they don't care. As long as they get there way. Remember, this life is short and if you are continually in competition with your alien then there is no chance that she respects you. Change that! Now!

This is where I draw the line. Respect is the boundary for all relationships. It does not matter that you concede respect for the alien. If she is continually battling for the power struggle to be won from her side then you are wasting your time. Give her what she needs, her freedom.

A woman must know her place, and that is "Barefoot and Pregnant in the Kitchen.

It is not a good idea for you to show how you feel about this, but you must strive to live by this. It is the basic instinct for all men and when they don't, they will feel miserable all the time.

Practice an example you see until it feels right.

Man On.

Men the Male and Lesbians

The "Pen is mightier than the Sword" is an old saying.
Hence the Penis mightier than the Sword.
But, the pen can only write what the tongue can say.
Therefore the tongue is mightier than the penis.

Q.So what are they more happy with, than a penis?
A.The tongue,the technique & toys that don't go flat.
You too can use them.

OK, so what am I saying?
Forget about penis enlargement, or the size of your penis.
The damn G-spot is not that far up there. More than that is a waste.
A woman wants to feel you hard up against her pubic bone and with a penis that is too long, it is near impossible without actually hurting her.
There are so many woman that become lesbian and no penis. Right?

Don't be intimidated by lesbians, instead learn from them. Watch how they woo one and other and for the hell of Mike find out what it is that they find so fascinating about each other. Especially the art of gentleness in their lovemaking.

A real man knows how to treat a woman in bed and yet still be a real man.
Aliens have a camaraderie that only another species can find in one another.
So don't become like them. Be yourself, but be confident.
When they tire of their alien counterparts, it is a real manly man they look for.
One who is sure of himself as a man and not one who is out there thinking he is a real man because he has a big dick. That is all he is, a big dick.

I will describe what a real man is all about soon.

The How To for Men Only

Welcome to all those male chauvinistic wannabees.
I dedicate this site to openly direct men who are suffering from abuse from female counterparts.
I intend to guide you in how to overcome the feeling of complete loss and loneliness when you come into contact with these strange aliens.
Lesson of most importance:
(Not Religion)
When God made man, He made him in His own image.
Then He saw that man was lonely so He put him to sleep and took one of his ribs to create a woman for him to play with.
Therefore:
Women are only spare ribs!!!

How to Solving Arguments Simply

The simplest means to solve an argument to put yourself in their shoes, they are not going to let you win no matter what. So the thing to remember is you cant win.
What to do:
Accept the fact that it doesn't matter if you are wrong or right. They don't have the capacity to see your side so why bother. Just switch off and nod now and again. BUT if they change to laughter, you had better have your happy face ready.
It all boils down to they just want someone to listen, and not talk.
If you are bored with the droning on and on, change the subject by a brief interruption of something she is passionate about and when she is running her mouth more cheerfully, switch off again.
Remember an argument is only an argument if you participate. So DON'T.

How To Man a Woman

I personally would not even consider a relationship with someone unless I have slept with them.

Can you imagine courting some lame chic, for sometimes three months, and then finding out that she couldn't even lay eggs. This I want to know form the start.

When you see someone, or meet someone, look out for that animalism you feel happening in your gut, it is not fear. It is the animal in you coming to life. Wanting what it wants. The power is so great that you feel elated and somewhat giddy, but, don't worry this is your chemical naturalism happening. Sending out signals and pheromones that will make any woman melt. This is your natural power. You were born with it. You cannot develop something that is already there. But you can harness it. Far beyond your imagination.

You need to harness this power? The only way is practice. The more hits you try the more you succeed. The more you will believe it is possible.

If you believe it is fear you feel, then you have never been frightened yet. This is a completely different feeling to conquer. The same applies to your power. You need to pre-empt it. Visualize yourself going over to a someone, as you would and the way you would want it to go, just before you go over. Make this a positive visualization result. She is there for you to play with. So play. You are not getting married, and that's a fact. You are getting laid. You are now looking at all the woman the same way. MMmmm... yummy! on your way over. She is noticing you without realizing it. Because you don't even know how confident you look, but your aura precedes you. You finally come over to her catching her eye or introducing yourself, "Hi! My name is John." and smile. "Do you want to have sex?"LOL.

No I'm kidding, Say nothing else. Just reach out to take her hand. She will do the rest. If she doesn't take your hand, say humorously "My hands are clean." and smile your best smile. You will be amazed at these results. Talk about her. Be genuinely curious. Be that gentleman. It is fair. You want a lady by day?...

This is basic marketing techniques. Don't talk about yourself. Talk about her! Ask her, and she will tell you.

Do not fear the alien! I mean, you don't really want to leave the planet. You just want to get laid. If not by her, at least by one of her friends. Who will be admiring your new found balls, wondering why not them?

This fear is developed from childhood when our parents told us not to talk out the house. And the teacher said" Tell us what you did this weekend?" You where thinking... "What? do you thing I'm blerry crazy?, you tell us what you did first. I'm not telling you nuffing".

It is easier to talk about someone else or to at least listen well enough to track the signs she gives off. What she enjoys talking about, what is capturing her interests at the time. How is she enjoying her drink. I mean really, how does it taste to her? Is it worth trying one?

The most confident persons are trained to be that way. It is not rocket science. Can you act like your favorite TV star? Yes. So act.

Does anybody care about tomorrow when they don't know what's coming? No. They only care when they know what is in store for them. So why go into a relationship half cocked. If that's what you want, ok. But you might as well go out and buy a lucky packet.

You are only caring when and how you are going to lay this chic till you get laid. Then the romancing, courting and spinning of the web comes to an abrupt halt. The glow of the sex will carry on for a while and then what do you have in common? She is an alien. If a the sex is good, and you think it was worth another try, then ask yourself "Can you lead separate lives?". If not?

I want a woman who wants to get laid as bad as I do. The feeling must be so bad, that she will do anything, any...thing, just so that she can get off too. After all she also has animalism. But, when its over she can get back to the things woman do. What's that again, Washing, Ironing, F***ing, Etc(W.I.F.E). The Etc includes sleeping a lot. A Lot! And moaning, or whining to get her way. Or better yet, sulking for two weeks about something that you had forgotten five minutes after it happened.

It is all about the need differences. The alien has to incubate our clones for more men and more incubators. Attractive incubators. MMmmm...Yummy.

To Meet Someone NEW.

I personally would not even consider a relationship with someone unless I have slept with them.

Can you imagine courting someone for sometimes three months and then find out that she couldn't even lay eggs. This I want to know form the start. If you feel that animalism happening in your gut, it is not fear. It is the animal in you coming to life. Wanting what it wants and the power is so great that you are elated and perhaps giddy, but, don't worry this is your chemical naturalism happening and sending off pheromones that make a woman melt. You need to harness this power and the only way is practice. Practice Makes Perfect.The more hits you try the more you succeed. If you believe it is fear then you have never been scared yet. This is a completely different feeling to conquer. It makes you so lame you can't move and there is a ringing in your ears to the point you cannot hear anything. This takes control to conquer. The same applies to your power. You need to have self-control. Visualize yourself going over to her as you would want it to go just before you go over. Make this a positive visualization. You will be amazed at these results.

This is basic marketing techniques.

I want a woman who wants to get laid as bad as I do. The feeling must be so, that she will do anything, just so that she can also get off. Because when its over she can get back to the things woman do. What's that again, Washing, Ironing, F***ing, Etc(W.I.F.E). The Etc includes sleeping a lot. A Lot!