Friday, July 2, 2010

How To Man a Woman

I personally would not even consider a relationship with someone unless I have slept with them.
Can you imagine courting some lame chic, for sometimes three months, and then finding out that she couldn't even lay eggs. This I want to know form the start.
When you see someone, or meet someone, look out for that animalism you feel happening in your gut, it is not fear. It is the animal in you coming to life. Wanting what it wants. The power is so great that you feel elated and somewhat giddy, but, don't worry this is your chemical naturalism happening. Sending out signals and pheromones that will make any woman melt. This is your natural power. You were born with it. You cannot develop something that is already there. But you can harness it. Far beyond your imagination.
You need to harness this power? The only way is practice. The more hits you try the more you succeed. The more you will believe it is possible.
If you believe it is fear you feel, then you have never been frightened yet. This is a completely different feeling to conquer. The same applies to your power. You need to pre-empt it. Visualize yourself going over to a someone, as you would and the way you would want it to go, just before you go over. Make this a positive visualization result. She is there for you to play with. So play. You are not getting married, and that's a fact. You are getting laid. You are now looking at all the woman the same way. MMmmm... yummy! on your way over. She is noticing you without realizing it. Because you don't even know how confident you look, but your aura precedes you. You finally come over to her catching her eye or introducing yourself, "Hi! My name is John." and smile. "Do you want to have sex?"LOL.
No I'm kidding, Say nothing else. Just reach out to take her hand. She will do the rest. If she doesn't take your hand, say humorously "My hands are clean." and smile your best smile. You will be amazed at these results. Talk about her. Be genuinely curious. Be that gentleman. It is fair. You want a lady by day?...
This is basic marketing techniques. Don't talk about yourself. Talk about her! Ask her, and she will tell you.
Do not fear the alien! I mean, you don't really want to leave the planet. You just want to get laid. If not by her, at least by one of her friends. Who will be admiring your new found balls, wondering why not them?
This fear is developed from childhood when our parents told us not to talk out the house. And the teacher said" Tell us what you did this weekend?" You where thinking... "What? do you thing I'm blerry crazy?, you tell us what you did first. I'm not telling you nuffing".
It is easier to talk about someone else or to at least listen well enough to track the signs she gives off. What she enjoys talking about, what is capturing her interests at the time. How is she enjoying her drink. I mean really, how does it taste to her? Is it worth trying one?
The most confident persons are trained to be that way. It is not rocket science. Can you act like your favorite TV star? Yes. So act.
Does anybody care about tomorrow when they don't know what's coming? No. They only care when they know what is in store for them. So why go into a relationship half cocked. If that's what you want, ok. But you might as well go out and buy a lucky packet.
You are only caring when and how you are going to lay this chic till you get laid. Then the romancing, courting and spinning of the web comes to an abrupt halt. The glow of the sex will carry on for a while and then what do you have in common? She is an alien. If a the sex is good, and you think it was worth another try, then ask yourself "Can you lead separate lives?". If not?
I want a woman who wants to get laid as bad as I do. The feeling must be so bad, that she will do anything, any...thing, just so that she can get off too. After all she also has animalism. But, when its over she can get back to the things woman do. What's that again, Washing, Ironing, F***ing, Etc(W.I.F.E). The Etc includes sleeping a lot. A Lot! And moaning, or whining to get her way. Or better yet, sulking for two weeks about something that you had forgotten five minutes after it happened.
It is all about the need differences. The alien has to incubate our clones for more men and more incubators. Attractive incubators. MMmmm...Yummy.

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