Showing posts with label Real Men. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Real Men. Show all posts

Friday, December 7, 2012

Sweet 16 to Sweet 116 Secrets


I mean really, sweet 16 to sweet 116. Wow!

The secrets that have been mentioned are that:
1. She minds her own business. Clever woman.
2. Eat lots of fruit and vegetables, and NO junk food.
3. Maintain a great sense of humor.
4. Do Crosswords or use  other brain stimulation.

Now don't say I didn't warn you. These aliens have the strangest powers.

You see them changing to all these new alternative methods and healthy foods, like nuts, salads and veg. They lay the table with an array of rabbit food. They go to great lengths to make it all look so pretty and inviting. Yet, we maintain that we need our meat and to get our fat on.
After all, we need to oil our joints and wash it down with a good pint,
don't we?
They taunt you with "You must watch your heart" and "That's not good for your liver" etc. One would think they were our mothers the way they carry on.
However,with this old dame, Bess Cooper, living to a ripe old age of 116 years, maybe it is time to re-think our manly reasoning. What if they are right? Wouldn't you want to live a little longer? Perhaps healthier? of course you would.

Now I am not saying that we need to stop eating meat. What I am saying is that we need to cut down on our intake. Instead of 2 chops have one. Fill your plate with vegetables and salads and then garish with little bits of meat.

When you think about this, you have to consider that you might have to put up with her crap a lot longer than you could ever have imagined. You might as well be healthier and , yes...more fit so as to be able to take up the challenge. What is the point of being lethargic all day. Diving for the Berrocca for energy.

I say, we need to secretly agree with these aliens. At least when it comes to food, alternative medications and perhaps lifestyle. Choke!

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Monday, October 24, 2011

Getting Married?

If you are thinking of getting married,I suggest that you find some "Biatch" alien you don't like and go ahead and buy her a house,give her your car,sign over most of your income etc. Soon enough you will be in that same boat anyway.
Marriage is the first step to divorce,but if you are NOT married you never have to use the word.Living together has major advantages: You can do whatever you want. You are not married.You never have a major fallout because you never get divorced.
That term "DIVORCE" has such an impact that there is no turning back the clock wishing you had never opened your mouth. Strike it from your vocabulary unless you are absolutely sure that there is no possible way that you intend staying with your spouse.
Once you have used the word or have heard it for the first time,consult your attorney immediately.The "Biatch"has kicked in.No matter what she says,does or pretends. Believe me!!! You can go forward for years from that moment but it will always be in the back of her head.She will love you to death to get your assets up.Buying her jewelry to apologize works,I wonder why?
Whatever you spend on her,make sure you spend on yourself!!!

What equality? God made MAN in His image.

He took a rib from man and created woman, so woman are but spare ribs.

In the old days, Man used to hunt and fish to provide for the mother of his children and possibly family.

An email I received"
IT'S TOUGH TO ARGUE WITH THIS ONE …
Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S. government official,
'You have observed the white man for 90 years.
You've seen his wars and his technological advances.
You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied,
'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water..
Women did all the work, Medicine man free.
Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'
Then the chief leaned back and smiled,
'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.

So it is not only me that thinks this way!