A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.
The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.
He could not control his curiosity and asked,
"Do you always carry your TV remote with you?"
She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote."
*Moral: Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies.....
The story continues....
The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that lady had purchased. Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier what he was doing.
He said, "your husband has blocked your credit card.........."
*MORAL: Always respect the hobbies of your husband.
Story continues....
Wife took out her husband's credit card from purse and swiped it. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.
*Moral: Don't underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFE..
Story continues...
After swiping, the machine indicated, 'ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE'.......
*Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!*
Story continues....
She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse.
It was her husband's phone showing the forwarded SMS.
She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn't call her during her shopping.
She bought her items and returned home happily.
*Moral: Don't underestimate a desperate woman!
Story continues....
On getting home, his car was gone.
A note was pasted on the door
"Couldn't find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. Will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need something"
Damn!!... He left with the house key too.
*Moral: Don't try to control your husband.
You will always lose
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Saturday, February 21, 2015
2 Kinds of Women
There are only 2 kinds of women.
You go to take her hand when crossing the road and her reaction is...
1. I'm not a child. I can cross the road myself.
2. He cares.
Saturday, November 29, 2014
Defining Love
The way we think about love and our perception of what it is meant to be.
When the other half goes and does some things for you subconsciously, as do we all, it is an act of love. No extra effort is made, it just flows naturally. Even when you do go out of your way, it is still just for the love of yourself. Will this make my lover happy?
.. Actually, it in fact is about you making yourself happy because it would please you, to see them happy. So basically. .. It would please you to please them.
Friday, March 14, 2014
Hitting Like on Facebook
Hitting Like.
Hitting like is a feeling one gets in the blink of an outside of a second. It is such a powerful energy that darts through your everything and flies right through your finger and on into the energies of the cyber fairies.
Creating in that split second, a positive force that amalgamates with other forces in play to produce a positive result.
So hit like all you want. Do your bit through your sh1+.
Friday, February 28, 2014
Watching Home Movies with Her
Watching videos on TV with this alien is like pulling teeth. The smoke break turns into a cup of tea as well.
The phone rings during the smoke break and she disappears while you answer the call.
You're done and have to go looking for her to carry on with the movie and you find her cleaning her shoes.
You let her know that you are ready to carry on and make your way back to the TV.
If she doesn't come out and model one of her pairs of shoes with some long story about their origin or reason for purchase.
Then it's Oh I need another cigarette. One of those. And another 20 min slip by.
What I should do to get any peace is take her to the movies.
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