Tell her

If something is bothering you, and you keep it bottled up, you are going to regret it. You have to get it of your chest.

Tell her what the problem is, even if you have to rant and rave to get your point across. But tell her.

She will now move around you for a while, until she can concede that you are right, in her own time. After which she will change into this fake nice person, to prove that she is not like that.

Believe me, this only lasts for a while. So take advantage of this time to mention some of the smaller things that are bothering you.

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Dating Drunken Woman

Well to get laid in a hurry we like to ply our dates up with a little bit of juice. The operative word here is little, perhaps a glass or two, no more. The inhibitions slip away and we are on the road to getting laid. The problem is when you have drowned the wench in wine and she is now of no physical use to you, unless you are seriously hard up and horny. They are worse than any man when it comes to being over the limit. Who wants a fall down drunk for a girlfriend anyway? Can you see her as the mother of your children?
These creatures are not up to the drinking capacity that we men can handle. So if you are drinking it up to gain the courage, then rather go to the bar to order your drinks and have a shooter by yourself. Then when you feel that you are now confident enough to make your move, she will be at the same level although she is way behind you on drinks.
You want to keep her in the happy drunk frame of mind and dare not go any father because once she enters the aggressive mode you are wasting your time.
The aliens also want to get laid and probably just as much as we do, but we need to know that it is not the booze that gets them there. It is the frame of mind that we put them in.
All the wining and dining is a ritual that is merely a guide to how to get a woman in the mood. It still is up to you to get her into a conversation that she enjoys talking about, steering her subjects with gentle, yet persuasive prompts. This done by finding out what she likes, her hobbies, her passions etc and asking questions about them with keen interest.
EG. Say something like,"I find that it is important to know what our passions are. Then we need to k now how to make money from them. This way we will enjoy going to work everyday, because we are doing the things that we are passionate about." and then ask her what she is passionate about and then help her think of ways to make money from this. More on this later.
Back to the subject of the drunken tart.
Drag it home,rip it's clothes off, throw it on the bed and bang it to your hearts content. Then roll over and go to sleep like most men do anyway and in the morning pretend  (if necessary) that you don't remember a damn thing.

Mornings: The Getting Up Misery

Why do they always wake up in a bad mood? There can be a few reasons. You left the place untidy with bottles, cans and glasses, when you and your friends finished having a drinking session. You said something wrong before you went to bed. She is late, or late for an appointment. Who the hell knows. All I can say is, get up earlier, get ready and get out before she wakes up.

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Where Were You?

I woke up this morning and slid out of bed, my feet hitting the cold parquet flooring. I decided  to give the blood a chance to reach my feet before standing up.
Thoughts of the days events began racing through my mind. I stood up and ambled over to the washbasin to wash my face and clear my head. I looked up into the mirror and smiled silently to myself. What a fast paced day I was in for.
I washed up and then sat down to a strong cup of coffee, briefly going over some paperwork. As soon as I had my plan for the day, the rush set in.
I jumped in a shower and quickly got dressed. Then I headed for the door still smiling. As I reached my car a thought struck home. You know when you get that feeling that you have forgotten something? I hesitated for a moment, then brushed the idea aside and climbed into my car.
I was just about to turn the key when a sharp knock on my window got my attention. Here in the broad daylight was the most stunning babe in her nightgown and boy did she look pissed.
I rolled down my window and started to explain that I knew I had forgotten something, when I felt a sharp crack against my cheek.
"Where the F..k were you last night?"

Getting Married?

If you are thinking of getting married,I suggest that you find some "Biatch" alien you don't like and go ahead and buy her a house,give her your car,sign over most of your income etc. Soon enough you will be in that same boat anyway.
Marriage is the first step to divorce,but if you are NOT married you never have to use the word.Living together has major advantages: You can do whatever you want. You are not married.You never have a major fallout because you never get divorced.
That term "DIVORCE" has such an impact that there is no turning back the clock wishing you had never opened your mouth. Strike it from your vocabulary unless you are absolutely sure that there is no possible way that you intend staying with your spouse.
Once you have used the word or have heard it for the first time,consult your attorney immediately.The "Biatch"has kicked in.No matter what she says,does or pretends. Believe me!!! You can go forward for years from that moment but it will always be in the back of her head.She will love you to death to get your assets up.Buying her jewelry to apologize works,I wonder why?
Whatever you spend on her,make sure you spend on yourself!!!

She delights in what she dislikes.pp

I hate fucking this and I hate fucking that. Its like she has a list of things that she has to go through before she finally gets to the point.
Now far be it for me to decide which complaint to react to. I just go with the flow and soon enough she will come clean.

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What equality? God made MAN in His image.

He took a rib from man and created woman, so woman are but spare ribs.

In the old days, Man used to hunt and fish to provide for the mother of his children and possibly family.

An email I received"
IT'S TOUGH TO ARGUE WITH THIS ONE …
Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S. government official,
'You have observed the white man for 90 years.
You've seen his wars and his technological advances.
You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied,
'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water..
Women did all the work, Medicine man free.
Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'
Then the chief leaned back and smiled,
'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.

So it is not only me that thinks this way!